My cat gives me a boner
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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