Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Panties = found
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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