So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
No subtext here. People are naked.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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