All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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