i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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