i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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