Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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