So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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