She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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