All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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