Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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