you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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