we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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