i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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