problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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