I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
