The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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