he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
my poor anus
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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