i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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