I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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