i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize