To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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