How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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