she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
smell my finger.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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