what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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