2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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