tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
