apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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