Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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