Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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