Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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