mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
