Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Those nachos came to me in a dream
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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