Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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