last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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