dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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