Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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