i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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