If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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