saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
