life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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