Duck Duck Cougar?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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