Apparently you make a good broom.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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