his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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