Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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