Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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