So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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