So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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