Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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