Im at strip club and am horny
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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