ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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