He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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