I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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