Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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